Radio show

Mark: Hello and welcome to FLAG radio station! I'm Mark...
Alexa: and I'm Lexi!
both: And we are the hosts of your afternoon tunes!
Mark: as you may already know, FLAG is sponsored by Freddie's Fried Space Frog Legs! Where they don't just serve you frog legs, they serve you SPACE LEGS !
Alexa: Anyway, today is FFSFL's ( short for Freddie's Fried Space Frog Legs) 50th anniversary, and we wanted to share it with YOU!
Mark: Our radio station's name, FLAG, stands for Frog Legs Are Good. It was named that, of course, because FFSFL is all about frog legs!
Alexa:  Ever since 1961, in fact! FLAG hasn't been around quite that long, but we have been cheering FFSFL on all the way starting in 1995.
Mark: Here at FLAG, we are very proud of Freddie's Fried Space Frog Legs, and its history. From 1961, when the restaurant was just a stand on the street corner, to today, when we serve up to 5,000,000 people per day!
Alexa: So that's why we've decided to allow callers to ask us any questions about FFSFL's history.
Mark: We will start taking callers now.
Caller #1: Hi, is this FLAG?
Mark: yes it is, what is your  question?
Caller #1:  Who was the person who created FFSFL?
Alexa: Freddie M. Space, Of course! Born in 1930, Freddie was always good at cooking, but in 1961, he really made it good! Serving up his special spacey frog legs gave him GREAT!
Mark: Ok, thanks for calling! Next caller!
caller #2: Hi, Is this Mike's Pizza?
Alexa: I think you might have the wrong number...
Caller #2: Yeah, Can I have a double cheese pizza, a large soda...
 Alexa: this is a RADIO STATION, not a pizza place..
Caller #2: and could I have some garlic sauce, OH! and put sausage on the pizza too!
Mark: YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER DUDE! HANG UP!
caller #2: WHAT? This ISN'T Mike's Pizza?!?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!?! *click! BEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!*
Alexa: Well..... that was strange, well, lets take our next caller, shall we?
Caller #3:  WHY are you so proud of MURDERING FROGS?????
Alexa: Mu-murdering f-f-frogs?
Caller #3: Yes! Frogs are EXTREMELY close to being extinct, and you sit here, BRAGING about how many people you serve? what's 5,000,000 times 4? THATS how many frogs you kill a DAY!
Mark: How dare y-
caller #3: How dare I WHAT? tell the truth? I have a message for everyone out there listening;
NEVER eat at FFSFL again! In fact, never eat frog legs again! that is all I have to say. *click! BEEEEEEEP!*
Alexa: Welll... ummmm.... TIMEFORANHOUROFTUNESSPONSEREDBYFFSFL!BYE!